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15 November 2006
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300 Reasons You MIGHT Be a Redneck

You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist’s number on speed dial.
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car…deliberately.
Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You’ve ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.
There are more than five McDonald’s bags in your car.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You’ve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your kids take a siphon hose to “Show and Tell.”
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You’ve ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
You’ve ever stolen toilet paper.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
You’ve ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
you have ever used lard in bed.
you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The primary color of your car is bondo.
directions to your house include “Turn off the paved road.”
your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
you see no need to stop at a rest stop ’cause you have an empty milk jug.
you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
you have a rag for a gas cap.
the dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work.
your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.
you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
you mow the front yard and find a car.
your other truck is made by John Deere.
you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
you ever got too drunk to fish.
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouerve.
There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Fewer than half of your cars run.
Your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is “bondo”.
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.
Your family tree doesn’t have any branches.
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was
snubbed for best picture.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You consider “Outdoor Life” deep reading.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You use the term `over yonder’ more than once a month.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words “Trucking Institute”.
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is “What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?”
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are “Howdy!” “HEY!” or “How Y’all Doin?”
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You’ve ever used a weedeater indoors.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “most admired people”.
You won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: “for a good time call . .”, because you feel guilty about putting it there…
Redman sends you a Christmas card.
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just “Misunderstood”.
You’ve ever made change in the offering plate.
If the fifth grade is referred to as “your senior year,”
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve…
You own at least 20 baseball hats.
You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
Your biggest ambition in live is to “git thet big’ole coon. The one what hangs ’round over yonder, back’ah bubba’s barn…”
Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
about is if you can loose them or not.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “Georgia on My Mind”.
You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis.You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
Someone in your family says “Cum’n heer an’ lookit this afore I flush it.”
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
When you see a sign that says “Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
You gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”
“Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking
brake set?” is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl
make love.
Your `huntin dawg’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You’d rather catch bass than get some (if you can’t guess…)
You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertable top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places’
It’s Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
You idea of talking during sex is “Ain’t no cars coming, baby!”
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job–primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men.
Yer mom calls ya over t’help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house
The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
When a sign that says “Say No To Crack!” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You know you’re a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
“Buck Naked Line Dancing” isn’t a videotape, it’s “Ladies Night” at the local bar.
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.
You’re moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing “I Will Always Love You”.
You’ve ever parked a Camero in a tree.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! ”
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
On your job application under “SEX” you put “As often as possible”.
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase “Open up, Police!”.
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deerhunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”.
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.” or “Play Ball…”
Your child’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
Your wife’s best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
You’ve ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
Your family’s No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
You use lava soap more than three times a day.
You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
You can’t take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
You’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
You’ve ever fed your date french fries in a Denny’s.
Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouerve.
You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words “Trucking Institute”.
Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You’ve ever used a weedeater indoors.
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right’
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places’
It’s Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You idea of talking during sex is “Ain’t no cars coming, baby!”
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job–primer red and primer gray.
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.

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25 December 2005
By on 16:11
Mijn auto projecten

Ik ben al een tijdje bezig om mijn jeep te restaureren.

Daarnaast ben ik ook met een Renault 4 f6 bezig

1 December 2005
By on 18:12
fotosoep

Ik ben een tijdje geleden gefotosoept op het amerikaanen forum.





Ik krijg binnenkort als het goed is ook photoshop dus pas maar op

31 October 2005
By on 18:59
links

Stap foto’s
Redneck stuff
Sanne en ik
Saskia en ik
Ik heb vandaag gedaan …
Auto filmpjes
Leuke dingen (geen grapjes)
Modelbouw
Normale foto’s
Delphine
Leuke dingen die we gedaan hebben
Mooie auto’s
Laser Quest Creil
Bombardier Bombi
Legermodellen na-oorlogs
Legermodellen oorlogs
Vakantie 2001
Leger voertuigen WW2
Leger voertuigen Amerikaans na-oorlogs
Leger voertuigen diverse
Daf YA 126 web
Bastogne 2004
Funny games
Funny video’s
Funny stuff 5
Funny stuff 4
Funny stuff 3
Funny stuff 2
Funny stuff 1
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29 July 2005
By on 20:18
Sanne en ik

Sann_tje was jaloers dat er een Saskia en ik log was dus bij deze is er ook een Sanne en ik log

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26 July 2005
By on 21:41
Saskia en ik

Deze log is gewoon voor de gein onstaan door een misverstand


Saskia

Skate foto’s





Meer foto’s van sas zijn te vinden in stap log .

Meer foto’s komen

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By on 21:41
Ik heb vandaag gedaan…..

Vandaag 09-05-2005 2 nieuwe site’s gemaakt.

zoals de text al aangeeft heb ik vanavond 2 site gebouwd voor 2 vriendinnen.
http://pimpcessen.web-log.nl/ is van Bieke een Colega van me.

http://santjuh.web-log.nl/ is een vriendin van me

Op 10-05-05 heb ik 3 paar skate’s schoon gemaakt nl die van Saskia, yip en mijn eigen skate’s natuurlijk

Op 15-05-2005 Jeep gereden met paul

foto’s vindt je op www.moddervarkens.web-log.nl

Ik heb een tijdje geleden foto’s van me laten maken voor een kalender dit zijn vast 3 van de 100+ foto’s (dit ben ik dus met chief en zijn truck m36a2)



Ik heb vandaag 31-10-2005 deze site, kerkakkers site www.kerkakkers.web-log.nl en de moddervarkens site www.moddervarkens.web-log.nl geupdate.
en ik ben net ff heel boos geweest op web-log ben nu een paar foto’s kwijt

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By on 21:40
Auto filmpjes

http://jsedodge.home.comcast.net/4x4_waterfall.WMV
WTF (18.3Mb)

http://www.localhost.nl/stuff/movies/motor/JD2Promo.wmv
Cool Bike movie

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles2/www.kicken.com-rally.masters.wmv
Nice crashes

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808509770&cf=trailer
dukes of hazzard trailer:

http://www.hotrodsandclassics.com/FunnyVideos/Videos/GeneralLee.mpeg
The Dukes of Hazerd

http://www.danerd.com/Voip_Phone_Service.php?vid=423
The Dukes of Crasherd

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=eurodriiift
Drifts

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/622/
Car Crazyness

http://www.joked.com/view.php?id=832&t=Car_With_Trailer_Problem&item_nr=135&total=241
Daarom geen Renault 5

http://216.23.169.20/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Dangerous_Corner.wmv
lekkere bocht

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1115455042
Hoezo lomp?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1114076716
Deze kart gaat wel verekes hard

http://abum.com/?show_media=7447
rookt een beetje

http://users.telenet.be/pkl/02/aardschok-movie.wmv
ja leg je wiel daar maar neer

http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=405&Itemid=
Kijk mam zonder handen (en zonder tanden)

http://www.horsepowerheaven.com/features_all/2005features/05mrpfeatures/05mrplucasmay/mrplucas1wheelies.wmv
leuke wheelies

http://www.hummer.com/popups/world/bigrace60.mov
Hummer H2

http://www.nonstop.lv/files/coolbus.mpeg
schoolbus

http://www.kare11.com/player.aspx?aid=14624&bw=
Het zal je maar gebeuren

http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=646
Zo moet t dus niet

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=05250615_superzooi_zandvoort&width=320
volgens mij gaat er hier iets goed fout

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1119342373
Die bomen staan ook altyd in de weg

http://home.student.utwente.nl/a.t.a.p.adriaansen/mini.wmv
Mini

http://filecabi.net/v.php?file=blazin-bimmer.wmv
Snelle bmw

http://www.assholevideos.net/out.php?id=77
Ik hoop toch wel iets anders te eindigen

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=41DC920E-59E3-49A5-920C-411A2DE0A784&p=0
Volgens mij verlies je iets

http://media.exbyte.net/media/videos/7958a9e3d30dc496c47f2174adfffa51.wmv
Crashes

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By on 21:37
Leuke dingen (geen grapjes)

Lange tijd dachten wetenschappers dat mensen werden geboren met een vast aantal hersencellen. Recente onderzoeken tonen echter aan dat het brein zich -weliswaar in kleine mate- kan vernieuwen, onder andere door het hebben van orgasmes.

Het orgasme versterkt de bloedsomloop in het lichaam, waardoor de druk op de hersenen vermindert en het lichaam ontspant. Het start ook chemische processen waardoor ons lichaam nieuwe hersencellen aanmaakt. Wetenschappers krijgen door deze processen ook meer inzicht in de functies van de verschillende hersendelen.

Onderzoek naar orgasmes
De Nederlandse neuro-anatoom Gert Holstege van het Universitair Medisch Centrum Groningen voert onderzoek naar het effect van het orgasme op onze hersenen. Twee jaar geleden maakte hij bij mannen een PET-scan terwijl ze zichzelf naar een hoogtepunt hielpen, en momenteel doet hij hetzelfde met vrouwelijke proefpersonen. Makkelijk gaat het niet: de vrouwen blijken niet in staat hun hoofd stil te houden wanneer ze klaarkomen, een vereiste voor een zinvolle scan.

Een remedie voor ziektes als Parkinson en Alzheimer?
Nog meer orgasme-onthullingen komen uit de universiteit van Calgary in Canada, waar neuroloog Sam Weiss onderzoek deed naar prolactine, een hormoon dat na het orgasme vrijkomt in het brein. Weiss nam minder ethische risico’s dan zijn Nederlandse collega. Hij stond niet met zijn neus op klaarkomende proefpersonen, maar onderzocht muizen. Iets minder controversieel wellicht, maar zijn bevindingen zijn er niet minder spectaculair om. Hij stelde vast dat prolactine zorgt voor de aanmaak van nieuwe hersencellen.

Een inspuiting van prolactine in de bloedbaan, zoals het brein dat zelf doet na een orgasme, zou na een infarct de aanmaak van nieuwe hersencellen stimuleren waardoor het brein wellicht beter herstelt. Weiss wil nagaan of hij op dezelfde manier ziektes als Parkinson en Alzheimer kan bestrijden.

Trucker spietst Smart
AMSTERDAM – Een Duitse vrachtwagen heeft zonder het te weten een Smart-autootje 3 kilometer op de autobahn bij Leverkussen met grote snelheid vooruitgeduwd. Pas nadat de politie de wegreus naar de kant dirigeerde, merkte de trucker zijn vreemde vrachtje op.

De 53-jarige Klaus Bxc3xbcrgermeister was eigenlijk verbaasd dat hij moest stoppen omdat hij zich aan de snelheid hield en de truck net gexc3xafnspecteerd was. Wel had hij het gevoel dat hij over een vreemde bobbel was gereden.

In plaats daarvan reed hij tegen de Smart aan die met zijn bumper in de grille van de vrachtwagen verstrikt raakte en stuurloos vooruit werd geduwd. De bestuurder van de mini-auto bevestigde dat hij 85 km per uur reed toen de truck hem raakte. Door het zonnedak kon hij de trucker zien, maar de trucker kennelijk niet hem.

De Duitse politie onderneemt geen actie tegen de trucker.

Spierkramp in vagina brengt bruid en getuige in lastig parket
Dokters moesten er tijdens een huwelijksfeest in Kroatixc3xab aan te pas komen om de in elkaar verstrengeld geraakte bruid en getuige opnieuw van elkaar te scheiden. Dat staat te lezen in de Kroatische krant Slobodna Dalmacija.

Het koppel dacht ongemerkt op het toilet een potje te vrijen, maar daar stak spierkramp in de vagina van de vrouw een stokje voor. De man slaagde er niet meer in zich terug te trekken en uiteindelijk werden ze betrapt door een vriend van de bruidegom.

Daar stopte de genante vertoning voor bruid en getuige echter niet. In afwachting van medische hulp kwamen alle uitgenodigde huwelijksgasten een kijkje nemen en kreeg het koppel vele afkeurende blikken te trotseren.

Toen de dokters arriveerden, stonden ook zij voor een raadsel. Er zat uiteindelijk niets anders op dan het paar met een brancard naar de ziekenwagen te brengen. In het ziekenhuis kreeg de vrouw een injectie toegediend die haar spieren ontspanden, waardoor de man eindelijk uit zijn netelige positie bevrijd kon worden.

Het huwelijk tussen de oorspronkelijke echtgenoot en de bruid vond uiteindelijk toch nog plaats

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